I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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