She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I will be naked everywhere
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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