So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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