dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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