me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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