It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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