He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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