Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
just tell him i said nine months
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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