Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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