worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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