remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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