Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
