hotel room ftw
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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