so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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