Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
We have started to decorate penises.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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