no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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