Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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