Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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