Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Randomize
