well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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