I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
