Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
