and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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