u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
pray to the hookup gods
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
