could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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