I have demons in me.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
True strength comes from lack of pants
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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