but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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