I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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