took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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