dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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