Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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