Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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