dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
