Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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