I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
So. Much. Porn.
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