piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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