Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dicks are not precious.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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