In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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