that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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