Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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