And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There's even glitter on my cock...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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