if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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