I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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