Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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