I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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