I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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