Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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