my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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