hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
