Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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