New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
