Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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