Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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