big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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