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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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