the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My dick has a subreddit
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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