I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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